Editing Sarah

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A few years ago I posed for this picture…
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…about 5 times. Because I looked fat every time. I finally got the right angle to hide what I did not want to be captured forever.

On our recent vacation (as well as over the years) I pulled out a few tricks as well. You see, I can’t just get a picture taken, I need to strategically pose so that I can hide those pesky stomach rolls or extra chins.

These are not pictures of me enjoying vacation, these are pictures of me hiding. The first series I call “arm over waist” (clearly my favorite)…
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The second I call “using the children”
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The third series is “blind sided” (in which I turn slightly to one side)
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There are also other tricks of the trade including:
“Instagram makes my blochy face look smooth”

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“Selfie from the perfect angle”
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and even better… seflie with something blocking offensive chin
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and “really far away so you can not really see me at all”
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And of course the ultimate…
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Just use someone else’s body…

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