Hanna: Mom? I can’t sleep!
Mom: Why? (Every.single.night!)
Hanna: I’m scared
Mom: Of what? (What could it possibly be tonight!)
Hanna: Something someone talked about at school.
Mom: You have not been to school in 2 months! (you have not been to school in two months!)
Hanna: I know, but it scared me!
Me: What did they talk about? (all the kids talk about boogers, that is not scary)
Hanna: I don’t remember.
Me: Well, just think of something nice (!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Hanna: I don’t know anything nice
Me: Then think about me.(dripping with sarcasm)
Hanna: FINE! (dripping with defeat)